Rod's Incredible Adventure! (The Remake: Part 1)

(This theme plays: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maiADuNb9vI)

Rod was sitting on the couch of the living room, watching some weird show. It starred a dolphin and some girl. Very strange, and you don't want to know what happens in the story.

BEEP, BEEP!

"Oh shit! The popcorn's done!", Rod quickly ran to the microwave, before grabbing the popcorn bag and shaking it. "This is gonna be gooooood...". The boy jumped onto the couch, slouching on it, basically letting it consume his spine. He then opened up the bag, and was hit with a foul stench...

"...GOD! What the-", Rod found that all of the popcorn was BURNT. "Hey, wait a minute...I put it on the right time!", Rod looked at the bag details, seeing "cook for 2 minutes.". "Oh..I put it on for three minutes. SHIT!"

(This theme plays: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QfD_sgGDiU&index=1&list=PLoSBKssTd9o98BFb1XciMYKUKo8tTIdWw)

The boy walked to the counter, which had a box for popcorn bags. He slowly walked to the counter, before grabbing the box and opening it...NO POPCORN.